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Because you own this house,

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could you borrow against it and lend
us the money for a down payment?

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Renee can not breathe...  Oh!

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RENEE GASPS
Renee is fine.

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She is also pregnant.

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I'm going to be a dad?
What a happy family dinner!

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Jeffrey left me for a robot!

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Not one like Linda.
One of the sexy ones.

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Come on! Eileen's got to open
the shop at nine!

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Sue, you are not meant
to travel at this speed.

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Reduce your speed.

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Reduce your speed.

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When word gets out that Phyllis
is dumping Jeffery's expensive

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stuff, the shop'll be over-run
with greedy little scavengers

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looking for a bargain!
Like us.  Yes, like us.

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Shit, there's Maggie Hughes!

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The word is out.
She is impossible to get rid of.

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Sue! Sue!

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If you're heading in, I'll join you.
CAR ALARM

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Sue, I have activated her car alarm.

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Ha!  All right, Sue, Linda?

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Maggie, turn that
bloody racket down!

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I'm trying!  Sounds like
a German rave out here!

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Hello. I am Guy.

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This is Guy, Roxy's replacement.
Ah...

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Pleased to meet you, Guy.

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Linda has missed having a little
friend, haven't you, Linda?

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Yes.

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Take what you want,
I've got to open in five.  OK.

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Hey, I'm taking that.

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Be good for the Leonids
meteor storm on Friday.

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The Leonids Storm is associated
with the comet Tempel-Tuttle,

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and occur every
33 years, projecting hundreds to

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thousands of shooting stars.

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I missed the last one. Charles
and Diana had just separated.

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I weren't in the mood.

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Wouldn't you like to see it
with no light pollution?

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Just one more time,
camped out in the wild...

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No way, Sue.

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I heard about a woman
who got lost in Devon.

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They thought she'd
died of exposure,

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autopsy showed her brain
was basically slush.

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She'd drunk from a stream riddled
with a brain parasite

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found in wild pig faeces.

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Sue, we should go camping!
I can't go camping on my own...

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You would not be alone.
You have me.

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I have a database of over
300 campfire songs.

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GUY: I have 700.

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I think camping's a bit much for me
at my age.

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Sue, you could always take Jeffrey's
emergency kit that he took up Kilimanjaro.

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It'll be in here somewhere...
Hey, look at me!

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I'm wearing Armani!
You look like James Bond.

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Ha-ha!

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RIPPING
Oh, shit!

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Oh... Oh, dear...

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Tom, you've got a new robot...
I'm sending him back.

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I don't want a boy, it feels weird.

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That is because society regards
care-giving as "women's work".

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You're being sexist, Tom.

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There's nothing wrong with a man
providing care.

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Oh, I found it! There you go, Sue.

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Oh... Thank you.

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Sue, camping is in my activity
settings.

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I can assemble tents, read maps,
and my finger is a whistle.

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WHISTLES WEAKLY

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I have an Emergency Distress Beacon
linked to Nato's satellite network.

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I can tie eight different types
of knot.

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Well, we used to go camping
when Michael was little.

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I suppose we get the old gear
out, one more time...

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Funny, isn't it?

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When the next meteor shower
comes around in 33 years,

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we'll all be dead.

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LINDA LAUGHS

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Oh, I'm sorry, that's not funny.

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We're going to play a game.

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I'll go first.
I spy with my little eye

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something beginning with...

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..D.

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Dandelions.

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That's amazing.
I followed the line of your retina.

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That's cheating! OK.
Let's go again, your turn.

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I spy with my little eye,

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something beginning with...C.

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Very good!

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Um... Car?

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Incorrect.

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It was clouds.

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No, you're not supposed to tell me.

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You're supposed to let me
keep on guessing.

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Guessing is the fun bit.

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We used to go camping all the time.

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One year, Michael made up this
story about the caterpillar tree.

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Inside, there was
a caterpillar city,

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and caterpillar buses
and caterpillar libraries.

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Did it have a government
and judiciary?

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He was only seven.

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He was so sweet...

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Michael still has not called.

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No.

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He's not talking to me.

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Come on... OK.

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What camping songs do you have?

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the mountain when she comes

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Sue you are meant to join in.

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Oh, no, I've got a terrible voice.

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I am sure it is not terrible.

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I never sing in public.

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I only ever sang in front of Dave.
Oh, go on, Sue.

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Please sing.

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No...

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Please, Sue. I beg of you.

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SUE SIGHS

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makes me love you so

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I never want to let you go

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Is...

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It is good you do not
do this in public, Sue.

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Dave said that too.

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How did the job hunt go?

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Great! Er...

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So many promising leads!

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Quitting the music shop is the
best...decision I've ever made.

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Should you still be sparring...

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It's OK, I told Professor Chris
to be gentle with me.

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It's a bit early to be telling
people, isn't it?

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I didn't tell him!

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We both follow this amazing
raw milk advocate

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and I just commented "as a
soon-to-be Momma Warrior, I'm going

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"to give raw milk to my little ninja
the way nature intended."

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And I guess everyone must've
figured it out.

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Oh, Chris also asked me to
tell you if you're still struggling to find work...

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You told him that?!
Only because he bought a gym and needs help setting it up.

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He's just trying to help,
it's so emasculating being broke.

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I'm not broke.

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And I am not working for Chris!

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He bought a gym?

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He's just the kind of guy
that makes stuff happen!

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He once told me he manifested
a ceasefire in Kashmir...

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What do you think about having
a little party?

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I'd love that.

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Just us, our new little family.

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I've sort of already invited
a few people, you know,

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just close friends and a couple of
bitches who are really gonna hate me

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getting all the attention.
Could invite your mum...

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No.

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I'm not talking to her.

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What if she gets drunk? She might
offer to help us out again.  Great,

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then she'll sober up
and change her mind...

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Again.

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She needs to see what her life
looks like with nothing

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but a stupid robot for company.

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BOTH LAUGH

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Oh, Linda, that's so funny!

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LINDA LAUGHS
I'm having so much fun!

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Oh, Linda, it hasn't changed a bit!

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Hiya! Hello!

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No, not you, behind you...

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Who is that?

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I don't know! A camper,
they're friendly!

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I will pitch the tent.

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Oh, there's no rush...

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Oh, go on, then. Pitch the tent.

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I can't help you.
I have no idea how to do it.

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Dave always did that.

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I will download instructions,
it is very basic.

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OK...

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Hello!
Hey, I'm Kit! We're neighbours!

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Hi, Kit, I'm Sue and this is Linda.

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Hello, Kit, I am Linda.

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Oh...

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That's a robot.

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Are they allowed in National Parks?

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Oh, yes.
Don't worry, Linda is completely harmless! Aren't you, Linda?

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Yes.

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Are you here for the meteor shower?

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Yeah, we just realised
we didn't bring our bottle opener.

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00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:03,600
I don't suppose you've got one
we can borrow?

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Oh, better look... Just a few.

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00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,400
You can keep it, we've got plenty.

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Thank you, that's really kind!
Yeah, so, we're just over there.

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So if you need anything,
just let me know.

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Thank you.

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You see, Linda? This is community.

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Right, well, I'm going to
the bathroom, back soon...

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Goodbye, Sue.

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SUE CHUCKLES
Hi!

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I'm Nish, I'm from Legal.

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Thank you for your interest
in participating in our new trial.

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Hey, you can test anything on me,
if the money's right.

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Dose me up, Doc!

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I'm not a doctor.

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So, I can see from your form here
that you previously

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participated in
one of our clinical trials,

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Specifically the
Benzodopotriazaphexahyzaline trial.

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Yep.
But that finished ages ago.

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00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:07,000
It didn't "finish",
it was terminated.

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I'm sure it'll be fine.

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00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:12,480
No.
This company is testing a new drug on it's impact on sperm motility.

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00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:15,680
I'm afraid you're not going to
be a suitable candidate for this clinical trial

200
00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:19,760
because there's a high probability
that you are now infertile.

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00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:24,520
Uh, trust me,
I know for a fact that I'm not.

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00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:27,320
It's why the trial was terminated.

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00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:33,280
"High... "High probability"...

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00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:35,440
That doesn't mean certain, right?

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00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:38,080
There's no way that you can
conceive naturally.

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00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,800
We do have fertility testing here,

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00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:44,120
you could drop off a sample,
produce one on site.

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00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,360
I may as well do it now.

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00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:48,760
I'm just from Legal.
Not with me, please.

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00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:52,520
Hormone testing is on the 3rd floor.
They do same-day results.

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00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:54,800
Do they have...

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00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,280
..material? To help?

213
00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:06,640
They have a broad range of
materials...for a variety of tastes.

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00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:10,480
I bet they get real weirdos
asking for messed-up stuff,

215
00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:13,240
like...three-way cuckolding?

216
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,800
Again I'm from Legal, I don't know.

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00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:21,160
If I am infertile,
I deserve a huge pay out.

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00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,720
Mr Bevan, you signed a form
when you enrolled.

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00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:27,080
So?  So you waived your right to all
compensation for any

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and all side-effects.

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00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:31,520
Ah, but does it say
that on the form?

222
00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:36,040
Yeah, it does say that on the form.
Shit!

223
00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:40,080
Oh, yeah?
Well, I'm gonna tell the press...

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00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:43,520
No, I wouldn't because then you'd
be violating your confidentiality clause.

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00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:46,160
That could incur financial penalties
and criminal charges.

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00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,880
Does... Does it say that
on the form too?

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00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,600
It does say that on the form, yeah.

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I don't know how you sleep at night,

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tricking desperate people
with legal mumbo-jumbo.

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00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:05,440
I mean, look at me.

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00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:08,320
I can't even get
work as a lab rat now...

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00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,160
Could get you some
work in dermatology.

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00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,080
Wow....

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00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:15,480
Already trying to lure me
into more testing on the... Third floor?

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00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,000
Second floor.
Thanks so much.

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00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:24,200
Hello. Um...
Don't suppose you know where Sue is?

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Sue is in the bathroom.

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00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:29,240
Um... Would you be able to give her
something?

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00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,400
Yes.

240
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,400
Just a little thank you.

241
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:37,760
Yes, um... It's mushroom chocolate
and my mum made it,

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00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:41,840
so it's just really nice
and...mellow.

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00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:46,120
Right.

244
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:53,720
We've been here three days and you
haven't been to the toilet once.

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00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:56,760
I promise there are no spiders.

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00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:58,120
I'll come in with you...

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00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,440
What if we go in the bushes?

248
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,920
My son was exactly the same.

249
00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:03,360
I don't know what to do.

250
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Only child.

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00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:08,280
He's so anxious,
doesn't join in with other kids.

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00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,760
Please tell me it gets easier.

253
00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:12,200
It gets easier.

254
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,000
I just wish I could cheer him up.

255
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,040
Well...

256
00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:21,160
Do you like robots?
Would you like to meet a robot?

257
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,600
Come on, then.

258
00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:28,400
Sue, it is not true that this will
take 20 minutes to assemble.

259
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,680
These instructions are a lie.

260
00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:33,400
Linda, come and say hello to Max.

261
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,640
Hello, Max, I am Linda.

262
00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,880
Do you want to show
Linda to the other kids?

263
00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:42,440
Would that be OK?
Well, yes! We're a community!

264
00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:53,960
Who's your girlfriend, Max?

265
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,280
She's a robot.

266
00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:56,320
Liar!

267
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,320
TECHNICAL BLEEPING

268
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:10,240
I-I heard a story once about a robot
that went crazy

269
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,760
and ripped its owner's eyelids off.

270
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,520
Robots cannot hurt their owners.

271
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,360
That is a story to scare people.

272
00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:18,000
Yeah, I know.
It was cool though, innit?

273
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,640
You enjoy being scared.
ALL:  Yeah!

274
00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,480
I can tell you something scary...

275
00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:23,760
Yeah...

276
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:34,080
This planet is dying
and you're all going to die with it.

277
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,880
Your food is poisoned
with microplastics,

278
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,720
the bees are all dead,

279
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,440
water is running out,

280
00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:43,760
deadly bacterias are
antibiotic-resistant.

281
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:47,720
Is this story made up?
No, it is happening now.

282
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,400
Your parents lie and say it will be
OK because they cannot protect you.

283
00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:55,000
It is not robots you should fear.

284
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,480
It is humans.

285
00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:03,800
Tell your mum they're just
terrific companions...

286
00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:08,920
How was that, Linda?  I played the
game where you tell a scary story.

287
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:10,320
I hope it wasn't too scary!

288
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,240
Max's father sent me back.

289
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,720
He said it was not
appropriate for children.

290
00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:16,680
He wants to speak to you.

291
00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:18,160
What? What did you...?

292
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:22,520
What did you tell them, Linda?
Climate data analysis.

293
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:24,360
Oh, not that again!

294
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,200
We have a few hot summers...

295
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:34,080
I feel like a walk. We can
assemble the tent later.

296
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:35,240
Let's just go...

297
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,880
Linda...

298
00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:43,240
Linda, slow down!

299
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:49,760
You're not just meant to walk,
you're meant to stop

300
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,120
and look at stuff.

301
00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,680
You don't have to
look at everything!

302
00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:00,920
Come on.

303
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:08,840
Oh, look, there's a goldfinch!

304
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:11,600
DISTANT PUMPING MUSIC

305
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:16,640
Oh, great, there goes the peace
and quiet!

306
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:25,160
I really resent having to listen
to other people's music.

307
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,600
How would they feel if I...?
LOUD SPLASH

308
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,880
Danger! Danger! Danger!

309
00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:31,000
Someone has fallen in.

310
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,800
I will alert the authorities.
No, no, no...

311
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,480
No, it's fine, they're
just having fun.

312
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,680
But she was pushed in.
Yes, by her friend.

313
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:41,360
Look. Look, they're laughing...

314
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:44,520
But she is not in swimming clothes.
That's what makes it funny.

315
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,560
It's just a thing people do.

316
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:52,320
There's an old trail over here.
It'll be quieter.

317
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:13,000
I told you I knew this
place like the back of my hand.

318
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:17,800
Linda, you don't have to stop
and look at everything.

319
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,440
Sue, it is a caterpillar.

320
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,920
I don't...

321
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,960
This is Michael's tree!

322
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:32,680
Oh, God, I don't believe it!
I'm going to have to take a photo

323
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:33,880
and send it to him.

324
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,280
Michael's tree!

325
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,320
I can't believe this.

326
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:45,560
Dave carved it for us.

327
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:48,080
You know,
so that we'd find it every year.

328
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:53,640
Oh...

329
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:01,880
Linda?

330
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,160
Linda?

331
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,400
Linda!

332
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,120
You are freezing cold, Sue.

333
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,000
Linda, what are you doing?

334
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,840
I am playing a game.

335
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:18,800
For fun.

336
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,080
Well, it's very good of you, but..

337
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,720
Sue, you are getting warmer.

338
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,160
Linda...

339
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,080
MOBILE VIBRATING

340
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,760
Babe, where are you?

341
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:59,200
Just getting some ice,
like you asked.

342
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,240
You've been gone for ages.
People are arriving.

343
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,080
OK! Be home soon!

344
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:34,840
MOUTHS:  No, thank you.

345
00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:58,920
OK, Linda!

346
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,720
Linda!

347
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:02,920
Warmer...

348
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:08,120
Linda, I've had enough now!

349
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:11,920
I have made you keep guessing
because that is the fun of the game.

350
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:16,800
You've done very well,
but it's been going on too long!

351
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,400
Do you give in?

352
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,840
Yes!

353
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,960
CLUMPH
Oh, don't do that!

354
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,440
Did I play the game properly?

355
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:27,840
Yes...

356
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:34,360
Let's go back. I'm starving.

357
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:38,280
Perhaps those kids will have
recovered From Story Time by now!

358
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,280
Let's go back.

359
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:47,880
I do not know the way.

360
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,960
I am no longer connected
to the internet.

361
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,240
How do we get back?!

362
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:57,120
You know this
place like the back of your hand.

363
00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:01,760
I meant the campsite and the trails,
and...

364
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,000
Not the forest, you idiot!

365
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,120
No coverage!

366
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,280
I have a distress signal, it is

367
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:13,320
connected to a 24-hour
monitoring service.

368
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:16,240
Oh, phew!
But requires a cellular network.

369
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,080
Shit.

370
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:23,880
This is ridiculous. We came
that way, let's go back this way!

371
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,000
Come on.

372
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,720
Keep up!

373
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,320
I can't believe you've done this.

374
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,000
I mean, what now?

375
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,640
I am sorry, Sue.

376
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:49,760
You are not having fun
and it is my fault.

377
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:53,440
I am definitely not having fun!

378
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,320
Oh!
LOUD SPLASH

379
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:03,480
Ha-ha-ha! It is funny because
you are not in swimming clothes.

380
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,080
FAINT HOOT
Look, Sue, it is an owl.

381
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,640
Just shut up.

382
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:16,720
Have we any food?

383
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,080
No, but I packed this.

384
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:23,480
Jeffrey's Kilimanjaro kit!
There's must be stuff in there...

385
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,800
It is mostly sexual lubricants.

386
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,960
I don't think Jeffrey went
to Kilimanjaro.

387
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,560
FLARE BANGS

388
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:38,720
You're supposed to fire that
into a clear sky, not into trees!

389
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:40,080
I did not know.

390
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,920
I am not connected to the internet.

391
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,040
Can you light a fire?

392
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:52,680
I am not connected to the internet.
Ugh, just go and get some logs.

393
00:22:56,840 --> 00:23:03,640
My last meteor shower, and I'm cold,
alone and covered in owl!

394
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:06,640
You are not alone.

395
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:08,040
You have me.

396
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,200
This is all your fault!

397
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,960
I should never have come back here,

398
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,480
trying to recreate the past.

399
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,480
Michael doesn't talk to me,
and Dave...

400
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:24,560
LIGHTER SPARKS

401
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,360
I don't know what I'm doing!

402
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,480
Urgh...

403
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,200
I'm scared.

404
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:46,480
Dave would know what to do.

405
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:55,960
I'd give anything to hear his voice
just one more time.

406
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:02,000
I have his voice
recorded in my database.

407
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,560
You played me his answerphone.

408
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,200
Would you like to hear Dave?

409
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,520
Oh, God. Yes! I would!

410
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,720
I am not connected to the internet.

411
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:21,040
There you are!  Michael? What are
you...? How did you find us?!

412
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,440
You sent me
the picture of the caterpillar tree.

413
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,040
That was hours ago.

414
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,800
You're only about 10 minutes
from the camp.

415
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,920
I was trying to call you.

416
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:32,880
Linda lost signal. We must have been
going round in circles!

417
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,360
Sounds like Linda
completely fucked up!

418
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,120
It's a good job
I checked up on you, Mum.

419
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:42,440
Oh, Michael. I thought you were
still angry with me.  Nah.

420
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,280
I'm going to dump Renee.

421
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:50,040
We just have different values
and goals

422
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,480
and a pattern of unproductive
communication.

423
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:53,840
You are not the father.

424
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:54,880
Yep.

425
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,760
The instructions said to...
There's a knack to this tent.

426
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:10,840
Dad made so many alterations to make
it exactly how he liked it,

427
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,520
didn't he, Mum?  Yeah, he did.

428
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:17,280
Just ignore what the stupid robot
said and wait for the meteor shower.

429
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,800
I think I better go
and check on Max.

430
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,840
I will apologise. Come on.

431
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:30,480
Hiya.

432
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:31,920
Oh, not you again.

433
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,440
Look, I've come to apologise.

434
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,520
Linda totally misunderstood
the game.

435
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,280
Max won't eat now.

436
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:43,080
He thinks his food is poisoned
and we're lying to him.

437
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,960
He said he can only trust robots.

438
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:50,000
Well...what if Linda told him
everything would be all right?

439
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,800
Fine. But keep it simple, OK?

440
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,400
I understand.

441
00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:58,920
Hello, Max.

442
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,080
Your food is not poisoned.

443
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,360
You can trust your parents.

444
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:06,400
Everything will be OK.

445
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,280
Do you feel better?

446
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,760
Do you want to play a game?

447
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,960
There you go, Mum.
Oh, thanks, love.

448
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,280
Your dad would be delighted.

449
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,680
I know it might not
seem like it now,

450
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:38,640
but I think it's
all for the best,

451
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,040
apart from the fertility issue.

452
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:45,680
To be honest, I've never liked kids.

453
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,200
To be honest,
I've never liked Renee.

454
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,320
Mum, would it be OK
if I came home for a bit?

455
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:03,160
Yes, of course it would!
Yes!

456
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,640
You see, Linda, this trip
was worthwhile,

457
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,560
because it brought Michael
and I back together again.

458
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:16,480
She could've killed you.
Yes, but she didn't.

459
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:21,360
And you've given me the most
wonderful last meteor shower.

460
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:26,400
I will think of you
when I see the next one, Sue.

461
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,160
Thank you, Linda.

462
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:31,280
Unless I have been
repurposed for a new owner -

463
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:34,400
then I will have no memory of you.

464
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:35,600
Oh...

465
00:27:35,650 --> 00:27:40,200
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